Dear Little Dog

May 5, 2011

I do love you very very very much but in the future can you please try and avoid gleefully rolling in dead rotting fish?

It makes you smell bad and then we have to take a shower which neither of us like very much, so you see we would both be happier to avoid this situation in the future.

Thank you very much.
Your loving Mom.
Note to self – future house must have a working hose and preferably a breezeway where stinky wet dogs can dry off in peace and not muddy up the floors!

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